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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2014.07.10 19:59:00 -
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Jonny woke up in the medical facilities at the summit. His head was clouded from the events of the night before and he could briefly recall stumbling into an Amarrian Embassy of sorts. Looking around he saw his gear neatly laid out on the counter next to his bed. It took him a while, but after a few minutes he was up and heading for the door.
Once outside, he took out a pack of smokes and placed one in his mouth. He searched his pockets and couldn't find his lighter. He did however found a note asking to meet someone at Mac's Pub. Jonny smiled, he hadn't been to Mac's since he became a clone. The note didn't say who wanted to meet him.
He started to walk down the alley way next to the med center. He knew it would take him straight to Mac's, and sure enough after a few minutes he came across the familiar neon sign that read "Mac's Pub and Gril", the last 'L' didn't light up.
Outside the door a bald Matari stood guard. He must of been at least 6 foot and he held a military grade mass driver in his hand. He eyed Jonny up and down and gestured towards the bin next to him. 'Toss your weapons in there or get the f**k out of here,' he said.
Jonny took drop his submachine gun into the bin and went for the door. The bouncer grabbed him and pushed him against the wall. 'I said ALL your weapons,' he said as he pulled out an ion pistol from Jonny's boot.
'Careful with that,' Jonny said. The pistol was custom made and had the Buelle insignia carved into the barrel.
'Don't worry,' the bouncer let Jonny go, 'you will get them back when you come out.' The bouncer dropped the ion pistol into the bin and Jonny walked inside.
The pub looked was a dump. The bar stools were torn, the booths were dirty, and some of the balls were missing from the billards table and other than Jonny, the place was totally empty. Jonny smiled, Just as I remember he thought. He sat down at the bar and the bartender, an old Matari with a missing eye, walked over.
'Hey stranger, what can old Mac get for ya?'
'Whiskey on the rocks.'
'So the usual?'
'You know it, it's been a while old friend.' Mac turned and started to poor Jonny's drink. And as he waited for his drink, Jonny began to wonder who gave him that note and who was he suppose to meet.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 00:41:00 -
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i gots kills wrote:(Hmm... Is this a closed rp? Or can I join in?)
((open, more the people getting sauced at macs the better!))
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Posted - 2014.07.11 02:09:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:A young Caldari enters the pub and sits next to Buelle and says
"Hey Mac, drinks for everyone, on me!"
"You sure you can pay that Captain? Mac responds
The Caldari let's out a laugh.
" Wouldn't ask if I couldn't "
Mac starts to prepare the drinks and the Caldari pats Buelle on the shoulder
"So what's your story Gallente?"
'Cheers for the drink, and if you want to hear my story we will be here for a while.'
Jonny reached for his smokes in his jacket. Again he searched for his lighter to no avail. Mac, the dear old man, handed him his lighter.
'Thanks Mac,' Jonny said. Mac nodded in reply and began filling Captain's order. After Jonny lit his smoke, he offered one to Captain. 'Long story short, I'm meeting someone here, not sure who. though. So whats your story El Capitan?'
sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven walks in and sees the three mercs...
"Johnny, a surprise to see you here"
Raven sits down beside Captain
"And with you is a caldari... Not what I had expected but alas... And perhaps that martai over there is with you two?"
Jonny heard the voice of a familiar friend and turned to see Raven sitting next to Captain.
'Raven, didn't expect to see you in this dive. And you know me, I'm friends with anyone that buys me a drink.' Jonny turned towards the Matari on the other side of the bar. 'Can't say I that I know her.'
i gots kills wrote:*Looks around* hmm... Seems I'm not the only one here
(Sorry if I ****** up, i'm still new to rp)
((It's alright, just remember to keep your back story consistant and if you arn't sure about the Lore of New Eden, google and EVE Wiki can help.))
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Posted - 2014.07.11 02:32:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hawkeye casually strode through the open doors of the bar. He didn't know why he had just came to this place, it was the kind of place that you would loose both your kidneys and a lung if you didn't keep your wits about you. And yet, he felt a strange compulsion, a pull if you will; guiding him here.
At the back of the room, 4 figures could be seen sitting at the dimly lit bar. It was covered with beer stains and had the not-quite-faint smell of cheap liquor mixed with a hint of some expensive whisky that must have been spilled in a fight. Seeing nothing better to do with himself, he made his way towards the bar, grabbing a stool between a Caldarian that he vaguely recalled seeing somewhere, and a Gallentean that he definitely recognised.
"Hey, I could swear I saw you at the PIE embassy last night in a... Less-than graceful state... You sure you wanna' be hitting that stuff?"
Thinking over his words, he realized how stupid that probably sounded. He looked at Mac.
"Actually, could you give me what he's having?" he said, slipping some ISK across the bar. "Keep the change"
Mac carefully counted the currency before looking back up with a slightly confused expression
"But there isn't any..."
"I know, I've just always wanted to say that"
Jonny smiled at Hawk. 'Well you know what they say, best cure is the hair of the dog.' Jonny finished his drink and ordered another. 'So what brings you here?'
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Posted - 2014.07.11 02:55:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Jonny smiled at Hawk. 'Well you know what they say, best cure is the hair of the dog.' Jonny finished his drink and ordered another. 'So what brings you here?' Hawk took a gulp from his glass and looked back at Jonny and let out a small sigh. "Hmm, I dunno'. Just had this... This feeling, you know?" He rubbed his forehead with his free hand. "I just roll with it, it usually brings me to all sorts of interesting places"
'Yeah, I know that feeling. Got it last night at the brothel!' Jonny chuckled and sipped his whiskey. 'To be honest, I don't know why I'm here either. Yeah Mac is an old friend but I prefer to stay in a place where there are more women. No offence Mac.'
'None taken,' the elderly bartender replied.
'I'm here because of this,' Jonny took out the note. 'I have no idea who wrote this or how it got into my pockets, but it was there this morning. For all I know it could be a trap. But hey, whats the point of being immortal if you don't take any risks.'
Jonny finished his second glass of whiskey and ordered a third.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 03:00:00 -
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i gots kills wrote:"I wish to be over here opposed to over there"
Turning to the nearest person, she found herself looking towards Johnny
"You said you received a note?"
Jonny looked up at the Matari. 'I wouldn't say I received it. Feels more like a reverse pick pocket to me.' Jonny took out another smoke and lit it. 'Do you know anything about it?'
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Posted - 2014.07.11 03:25:00 -
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i gots kills wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:i gots kills wrote:"I wish to be over here opposed to over there"
Turning to the nearest person, she found herself looking towards Johnny
"You said you received a note?" Jonny looked up at the Matari. 'I wouldn't say I received it. Feels more like a reverse pick pocket to me.' Jonny took out another smoke and lit it. 'Do you know anything about it?' "No, I have one, I was asking in hopes you knew about it" Blux took a sip of her vodka then pulled out a crumpled note. "At first I thought it was from the guy who ordered us out of the place last night... You think so?"
Jonny didn't answer at first. He took a sip of his drink and a puff of his smoke. He couldn't recall the events of the night before. All he could remember was walking into the brothel and waking up in the med center. He looked at the not Blux had and then back at the note in his own hand. No doubt it was written by the same person.
sir RAVEN WING wrote:"Hey at least there is at least one woman here..."
Raven turned to Kills ((excuse me but is her name blux?))
"You two both have notes? I feel left out.."
Jonny chuckled at Raven's remarks. 'At least if this IS a trap, you can be a witness.'
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Posted - 2014.07.11 04:05:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain awoke from a drunken dose.
"You two got notes too?"
He pulls out a slip of paper.
The Captain looks down into his glass
"Maybe I had too much...Mac get me another."
He turns to the others
"Well this is on odd set of coincidences."
Jonny finished his drink. 'Another please, make it a double.' This seemed to much of a coincidence. 3 out of 5 of the people who walked into Mac's were given notes anonymously and Hawk's instincts led him to this place. Jonny's eyes started darting around. He really wished he had his weapon with him.
CAPTAN BAss wrote:
The Captain sips his from his glass
"At least I know where I got mine."
Jonny look right at him. 'Who gave it to you?'
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Posted - 2014.07.11 05:09:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain notices Jonny's worry and pats his pocket.
Instinctively, Jonny grabs the Captain's hand and bends it backwards and uses his other hand to push his face into the bar. After holding the captain down like this for a few seconds, he lets go and backs up.
'Sorry... I don't trust anyway in these parts. Especially someone I just met. Yes you bought me a drink but you will have to forgive me if I don't trust you.'
Jonny walked back up to the bar and grabbed his drink. Mac looked up at the door and shook his head. Jonny looked over his shoulder to see the bouncer looking directly at him. He didn't seem to happy. Jonny finished his drink, and ordered another one.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 22:23:00 -
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Jonny wakes up from his drunken sleep just as the bouncer bursts through the door and grabs Captain, Darkeye and Raven. 'I knew you c**ts were holding weapons!' he shouted as he begans to drag them to the door.
Jonny stood up and says 'Hold up, they are with me, just take their weapons and let them be.'
The bouncer narrowed his eyes, 'If you weren't Mac's friend I would kill you right here and now.' He let go of the men.
'Better men have tried.' The bouncer collected the weapons and went outside. Jonny turned to the group. 'Trust me, you don't want to get on his bad side. Now what do you know about these notes. And don't hold out on the dirty details.' He then turned to Mac. 'Another round please.'
'You still have to pay your tab,' said Mac with a cheeky grin.
Jonny smiled back, 'You know I always do.' Jonny put a huge stack of ISK on the bar and Mac poured him a drink.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 22:31:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Jonny wakes up from his drunken sleep just as the bouncer bursts through the door and grabs Captain, Darkeye and Raven. 'I knew you c**ts were holding weapons!' he shouted as he begans to drag them to the door. Hawkeye quickly put his pistol away, which had somehow escaped the notice of the bouncer. Maybe he thinks I'm police... He laughed at this outrageous conclusion.
((lol i missed the part where you drew your weapon, too lazy to edit now :P))
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Posted - 2014.07.11 22:49:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:"okay everyone's guns are away now talk"
Mac reached under the counter and took out a Combat Rifle. 'Not ALL weapons are gone. And if any of you even THINK of drawing again, the bouncer will be the least of your worries.'
Jonny chuckled. Mac may be old but Jonny knew he could shoot the wings off a fly at 100 meters with his rifle. It was because of this Jonny had a lot of respect for the old man. That and what Mac did for him when he was younger.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 23:28:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:"okay everyone's guns are away now talk" Mac reached under the counter and took out a Combat Rifle. 'Not ALL weapons are gone. And if any of you even THINK of drawing again, the bouncer will be the least of your worries.' Jonny chuckled. Mac may be old but Jonny knew he could shoot the wings off a fly at 100 meters with his rifle. It was because of this Jonny had a lot of respect for the old man. That and what Mac did for him when he was younger. "Leave the gun with the bouncer Mac and tell that inferior creature that I would like my weapon back... And if you fire the gun, the police will be the least of YOUR problems." At that dark eye turned to a smart ass merc "Next time I'll splatter your brains before you have a chance"
'Trust me, kid, you don't want to **** off Mac.'
i got kills wrote:
"So the bouncer was bribed yet still took the weapons? Not to good hmm?"
Blux turned her attention to Mac
"Careful, a merc might not be so fearful of a gun"
'You bribed the bouncer?' Jonn started laughing. 'I've been trying to bribe him for years and he still takes my weapons!'
Jonny finished his drink an ordered another.
'And just so you know, it's not the gun you should fear, it's the man holding the gun.'
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Posted - 2014.07.11 23:32:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:"okay everyone's guns are away now talk" Mac reached under the counter and took out a Combat Rifle. 'Not ALL weapons are gone. And if any of you even THINK of drawing again, the bouncer will be the least of your worries.' Jonny chuckled. Mac may be old but Jonny knew he could shoot the wings off a fly at 100 meters with his rifle. It was because of this Jonny had a lot of respect for the old man. That and what Mac did for him when he was younger. "Leave the gun with the bouncer Mac and tell that inferior creature that I would like my weapon back... And if you fire the gun, the police will be the least of YOUR problems." At that dark eye turned to a smart ass merc "Next time I'll splatter your brains before you have a chance" "Why don't we stop with the threats and you tell us what's going on."
Jonny took out a cigarette and lit it. 'Agreed. Tell us what's going on or I might just move on to the brothel.' Mac shot Jonny a dirty look. 'Hey like I said before Mac, not enough women in here!.' Mac smiled and shook his head.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 23:35:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:"The stunt they pulled last night... Some abstinhe was gone... And I was here to find out who..."
Jonny smiled. 'Was that the admiral's stuff? Cause if it was that was some weak sh*t!'
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Posted - 2014.07.11 23:40:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"The stunt they pulled last night... Some abstinhe was gone... And I was here to find out who..." "So you sent notes to people from across the cluster."
((Please read this. it explains the event he is referring to. In short, it happened here at the summit.))
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Posted - 2014.07.11 23:48:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"The stunt they pulled last night... Some abstinhe was gone... And I was here to find out who..." "So you sent notes to people from across the cluster." "Well yes, that was the admiral's and well I thought uh..." Nervously laughed after he said this "Besides someone here happened to replace steel with weapon grade uranium..." He said eyeing Johnny
'Well the absinthe I did partake in,' he finished his drink and ordered another. 'But dealing in ammunition and other banned goods... I turned away from that life a long time ago.'
sir RAVEN WING wrote:
"Mac, perhaps you shouldn't try to intimidate us... It won't work... On me at least."
Jonny smile got even bigger and she started shaking his head. Mac narrowed his eyes and pulled the clip out leaving one bullet in the chamber. He then aimed and fired at a fly on the wall across the room in one quick motion. The fly dropped to the ground, it's wings missing.
Mac then said, 'Clones don't scare me boy. And there are worst things than death!'
Jonny felt Mac slip him an smg under the counter. Jonny understood and he watched Raven closely as he sipped yet another drink.
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Posted - 2014.07.11 23:56:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:
Raven laughed at this..." Nothing I haven't been through... Few things scare me, and neither mortal nor clone can make them happen"
Jonny's smile fadded. 'How about you show him some respect.'
The bouncer looked through the window, watching them.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:02:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"The stunt they pulled last night... Some abstinhe was gone... And I was here to find out who..." "So you sent notes to people from across the cluster." "Well yes, that was the admiral's and well I thought uh..." Nervously laughed after he said this "Besides someone here happened to replace steel with weapon grade uranium..." He said eyeing Johnny "Well, I stopped smuggling two years ago, so I'm not your culprit. And Mac, put that god damn gun away!
Mac smacked Captain on the back of the head with his hand. And poured him another drink. 'On the house.' He was still holding his rifle. Jonny laughed.
Hunter Junko wrote:
noticing the SMG, Junko hopped over the bar alongside mac.
"can i have another Drink? something smoother perhaps?"
Mac put down his gun and poured Junko a drink. He smiled and said 'Here you go.' And then picked his rifle back up.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:10:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven laughed at this action
"You've earned my respect Mac, and Johnny I thought you were told not to speak of that?" Raven said as he downed another drink
Mac nodded but didn't place his weapon down.
Jonny finished his drink, ordered another one and said 'A free man speaks as he wishes.'
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:23:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven laughed at this action
"You've earned my respect Mac, and Johnny I thought you were told not to speak of that?" Raven said as he downed another drink Mac nodded but didn't place his weapon down. Jonny finished his drink, ordered another one and said 'A free man speaks as he wishes.' "Your lawyer didn't think so..." "Mac, can you at least lay it on the bar or something?" Raven realised that captain had been beaten, hit, and had his drink nicked ((  )) "Hey captain wonder what would happen if we went to the brothel... I might have thought they mistook you for..." He stopped his sentence les he might anger someone
Jonny laughed sipped his drink. 'My lawyer was a f**king idiot.'
Mac looked at Raven. 'Not just yet.'
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:35:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:"I just feel sorry for the poor old captain, he's been hit, beaten, and had his drink nicked" "Your the one who took it you drunk fool" "Hey, I'm not drunk yet, give it a minute"
'More like a second.' Jonny finished yet another drink. He seemed to have lost count of how much be had, but he ordered another one.
CAPTAN BAss wrote:"Hey Mac, you got some ice? "
Mac took out a bag of ice and tossed it to Captain.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:52:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:"Damn Mac he asked for some, not a whole damn bag" raven laughed at this
"Give me uh... Maybe 15-20 more of the strongest thing you've got" Raven said as he slammed a large stack of ISK on the bar
Mac nodded and made the strongest drink imaginable. A very special drink he liked to call: 'Death's Door.' A mixture of absinthe, whiskey, vodka, bourbon and tequila. All with a hint of lime.
Jonny watched as Mac handed Raven the drink. 'Good luck,' Jonny muttered as his finished another drink.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:04:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Keep talking and I'll break your arm" "Ok, go on, try it"
Mac loads the clip back into his rifle. 'Now boys, don't do anything you will regret later.' He then turned to Jonny and said 'You remember how to make Death's Door?'
'Hell yeah, I used to drink them remember.'
Mac laughed, 'Go on, make the good Captain his drink.'
Jonny jumped over the bar, making sure to keep the SMG hidden and started making the drink.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:21:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven walks back in with a fresh clone after some trouble with the bouncer
"Drink 70 rounds of scotch then two death's door and then we'll see who's laughing"
Mac pointed to Raven's corpse. 'Sorry, I only serve the living.' He smiled. He then turned to Hawk and said, 'He asked for it!' and starting laughing.
Jonny turned to darkeye. 'It would be funner if you bought something.' He then started mixing himself a glass of Death's Door. 'I'll show you light weights how it's done. It's only killed me twice before.' He didn't mention the seizures and alcohol poisonings or the fact that he shot himself twice just to end the pain.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:29:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:"hey, where's my death's door?"
Jonny passed him his drink and held his own in his hand. 'Bottom's up!' He then down the entire thing in one go. His arm locked up and started shaking a bit. Jonny just smiled and sat down.
Mac poured Junko's drink then said, 'That is a paradox I would love to see.'
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:32:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..." "Is it even possible?" "Ehh... Yes. I'm now also remembering that having two of you is breaking some serious CONCORD laws, so Mac; if you would be so kind" He said, shooting a pretend machine gun towards the clone.
Mac looked at the body then back at Hawk. 'Yeah, don't really want CONCORD to show up.' He then shot the living version of Raven right between the eyes, terminating that clone. 'I got 100 on 5 minutes.' He said gesturing to the non-terminated corpse.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 02:18:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Remind me to buy you a drink for the loophole thing... 100 isk if I win 100 mil if you win, up for it?" "well.... " Junko mumbled, while jerking her thumg towards Raven's intoxicated body "we still to know if my injector can revive this guy, its already 4 minutes" Well... Raven came to... "Huh? What just happened?"
Mac puts down the rifle and holds out his hand. 'I believe that was five minutes!'
Jonny started to laugh, his arm was functioning properly again so he ordered another drink.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 02:35:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:"30 mill says I can..." Raven said as he order another death's door.
'Sorry, your clone is too drunk.' Mac said with a cheeky smile.
Jonny lit another smoke and turned to darkeye. 'So you got a job for us or not?' He took a sip of his drink,
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Posted - 2014.07.12 09:25:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:"Well, 5 minutes is longer than 2; so I'd say that fat bet is now paid off, Junko. Now can we do something about the body?"
Mac sighed, 'Jonny, he is your acquaintance, mind taking him out back.'
'Sure, and hows about your pour me another drink old man,' Jonny replied with a cheeky smile. Mac whacked him on the back of the head.
'Boy, you better learn some manners.'
'Sorry Mac, I'll do it now' Jonny picked up the corpse, slung it over his shoulder and carried him out back. Mac poured Jonny a double shot of whiskey.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 21:45:00 -
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Jonny walked back in right as Blood mentioned the 100mil bounty. Jonny's trigger finger twitched in anticipation. Mac gave Jonny a look, he understood what he meant. And turned the safety off his concealed weapon.
'So Mac, how bout another drink,' said Jonny
'Whats your poison this time?'
'Depth Charge.'
Mac nodded and prepared his drink.
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Posted - 2014.07.12 22:09:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Jonny walked back in right as Blood mentioned the 100mil bounty. Jonny's trigger finger twitched in anticipation. Mac gave Jonny a look, he understood what he meant. And turned the safety off his concealed weapon.
'So Mac, how bout another drink,' said Jonny
'Whats your poison this time?'
'Depth Charge.'
Mac nodded and prepared his drink. Raven noticed Johnny's weapon as he walked past... "Hey Mac give blood here a death's door, I'll pay." "I'd rather not..." Blood noticed hawk's analysis "Very smart I'll narrow it down... Ms. Blux Mr. Buelle Mr. Ravenwing You, yourself And the Captain." He said cutting a eye at Captain for earlier. And Mr. Ravenwing, get up off the floor (I'm guessing his is on the floor)
Jonny downed his drink and Mac prepared drinks for the rest of the group. Jonny turned to Blood and in an unusual clearness said, 'From what you are insinuating, we could be in the midst of a very deadly shoot out which may cause unforeseen collateral damage.' Jonny looked up at Mac, 'And I don't think Mac would appreciate it.'
Jonny stood up from his barstool and started walking about, his usual drunken gait was replaced with a graceful and determined step.
'Also I would like to point out the fact that you yourself MAY have bounty on your head as you have reveal your identity as an assassin. Any assassin that is foolish enough to reveal himself will tend to get high bounties placed on him.' He then turned and looked at Blood.
'So my question to you, Mr Blood, is simple. Who placed the bounty and why?'
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Put that down, you ruin the fun... And a perfectly good clone." He said as he pulled out his Scrambler pistol and laid it on the bar in front of him "tell the bouncer to give the good mercs here their weapons... And not to take my own, and you be given 10 mill the second we have the right merc"
Upon seeing the scambler pistol, Mac drew his Combat Rifle, the barrel pointed directly at Bloods face, safety off.
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain turns off his concealed weapon's safety and tells Mac
"Hit me with a suicide Mac"
The Captain pulls out a datapad and starts reading Put that down, you ruin the fun... And a perfectly good clone." He said as he pulled out his Scrambler pistol and laid it on the bar in front of him "tell the bouncer to give the good mercs here their weapons... And not to take my own, and you be given 10 mill the second we have the right merc" The Captain puts away the datapad "Do I need to disarm you again, or are we still being civilized?" "Mac, can you do as I asked?" Turning to Johnny blood said "I do not know who or why, only the target now hurry up" "And we are being civil for now"
Infuriated at Blood's tone towards Mac, Jonny walked up and smashed Bloods face into the bar and drew his weapon and placed the barrel right against his temple. He was holding Blood's head down on the bar.
'Never, EVER, speak with such disrespect to Mac. You think because you are immortal that you don't fear death? Well I'll tell you what you Amarrian peice of sh*t, there are worst things than death!' Jonny then leaned forward and whispered into Blood's ear, 'You think you know pain, I can show you what pain really is!'
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Mac shot Blood's hand forcing him to drop his pistol. Jonny then kicked it over to the door. The bouncer was watching intently now, an HMG in his hands. He dared not enter, not with Jonny in this state.
After Raven seperated the two, Jonny didn't lower his aim, still keeping it pointed at Blood's head. Mac still had his weapon pointed at him too.
'Give us some f**ken answers!' Jonny shouted.
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Mac shot Blood's hand forcing him to drop his pistol. Jonny then kicked it over to the door. The bouncer was watching intently now, an HMG in his hands. He dared not enter, not with Jonny in this state. ((Damn, that is one strong bouncer, he's able to hold over a metric tonne of death's engine without a hydraulic frame))
((Effects of steroids on an already massive Brutor... Scary sh*t yo!))
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Mac shot Blood's hand forcing him to drop his pistol. Jonny then kicked it over to the door. The bouncer was watching intently now, an assault combat rifle in his hands. He dared not enter, not with Jonny in this state.
After Raven seperated the two, Jonny didn't lower his aim, still keeping it pointed at Blood's head. Mac still had his weapon pointed at him too.
'Give us some f**ken answers!' Jonny shouted. "Calm the fu-¬k down!" this time he yelled at Johnny while grabbing Johnny's gun arm and forcing it down "We both want answers from this price of sh-ít, but he has the answers, not you!" Raven yelled as he slipped a small note into Johnny's pocket. Raven sat down, now very calm.
Jonny lowered his weapon, Mac did not. Jonny then turned to Raven and looked him right in the eye and said in a dark tone. 'I'll listen this time, but next time stay out of my way.' Jonny walked up to the bar and ordered another drink.
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Jonny slipped his hand into his pocket and found the note. Not this **** again... he thought as he began to read it.
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Thal Vadam wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Jonny slipped his hand into his pocket and found the note. Not this **** again... he thought as he began to read it. (Removed)
'Just shut up and order your god damn drinks before I shove my boot so far up all your arses that the first thing you feel when you reanimate in your next clone is the pain of my foot in your arse!' shouted Mac. Jonny cringed, he was hoping they wouldn't **** him off.
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((I'm going out on a limb here and going to say that Captain Bass and Thal are the same person))
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:i gots kills wrote:"I have a thought... It's you! Because you have said nothing other wise, nor have you stated you are an assassin!" "Me?"
Jonny quickly ordered another drink despite the fact that he just received one. He feared Mac now that he was angry.
'I think he meant Blood.'
Jonny downed both of the drinks and ordered another one.
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i gots kills wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:i gots kills wrote:"I have a thought... It's you! Because you have said nothing other wise, nor have you stated you are an assassin!" "Me?" Jonny quickly ordered another drink despite the fact that he just received one. He feared Mac now that he was angry. 'I think he meant Blood.' Jonny downed both of the drinks and ordered another one. "He? I'm going to ******* kill you, you..." She tried to calm herself, which was hard due to it being very offensive to her
'Sorry, misspoke, that Depth Charge sobered me up a bit, I tend to misspeak when I'm sober.' Jonny then buys Blux a drink.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:i gots kills wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:i gots kills wrote:"I have a thought... It's you! Because you have said nothing other wise, nor have you stated you are an assassin!" "Me?" "No, blood you idiot." The Captain grabs kills's head and rams it into the counter " I've been beaten, brused, and threatened tonight. If you think I'll take being insulted your sadly mistaking!"
Mac put a bullet in Captain's shoulder and then aimed it as his head. 'You have one minute to apologize to Ms Blux or I will put your clone into the ground and have my bouncer kill you on sight everytime!'
Jonny shook his head. 'I keep warning you guys not to p*ss him off,' he said as he finished another drink.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain let go. He glared at those standing before him and said
"Mac, I've been waiting for that suicide for a few minutes."
He sits down and pulls out his datapad and starts to read.
'Why not look at the glass in front of you,' Mac gestured to the warm glass of Death's Door in front of him.
Mac then turned to Blux. 'Sorry, I don't bring harm to women, even if they are immortal. My son will.'
Jonny stood up and placed his gun against Blux's head. 'I'll see you soon.' He pulled the trigger.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain let go. He glared at those standing before him and said
"Mac, I've been waiting for that suicide for a few minutes."
He sits down and pulls out his datapad and starts to read. 'Why not look at the glass in front of you,' Mac gestured to the warm glass of Death's Door in front of him. Mac then turned to Blux. 'Sorry, I don't bring harm to women, even if they are immortal. My son will.' Jonny stood up and placed his gun against Blux's head. 'I'll see you soon.' He pulled the trigger. The Captain drank the death's door. Hey Mac, put a bullet in my skull why don't ya."
'You will be dead soon, very few can withstand Death's Door.'
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain drank the death's door.
Hey Mac, put a bullet in my skull why don't ya." Hwekeye grabbed Captain's shoulders and shouted. " For god's sake man, pull yourself together! There are enough dead bodies to completely fill the dumpster; we cannot fit any more in!"
Jonny turned to Hawk and said, 'Well we can fit more in, if Mac lets me use the damn Wood-Chipper.'
Mac slapped Jonny on the back of the head. 'Boy! Show some respect for the dead.'
'Oh come on Mac, it's just a joke.' Mac narrowed his eyes at Jonny. Jonny lowered his head in shame, 'Sorry Mac.'
'Damn well better be, now have your drink.' Mac pours Jonny another drink.
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:"I'll do you a service, seeing as your here by accident" blood said as he quickly pulled a nanite injector and stuck in the man's shoulder
Jonny stood up quickly and shouted, 'Taking all bets! I got 150 that Death's Door will kill him BEFORE the nanite injector takes effect.'
'I'll take that bet,' said Mac.
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((A bit off topic, but I believe this meme describes Captain's situation))
Jonny turned to Mac, 'Pay Up Old man!'
Mac slapped him again, 'Nah, I'll use it to pay off your tab!'
Captain then stood up. 'Well then Jonny, you owe me more' Mac started laughing.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain gets up
"I'm not dead yet ya fools, and what rumor hawk?" "Pay up Johnny" blood said as he patted captain on the back "Wait wait, let me help Captain up first, it's not over till he is on his own two feet" He crouched down and lifted captain up slowly, putting a small shot glass to his lips "Drink" he whispered. The Captain jumps up to his full height. "Dear god, nanite injections do wonders for alcohol poisoning."
'Why do you think I hate the damned things,' Jonny said drinking another glass. 'It messes with my system.'
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:"Ouch, ya damn fool"
The Captain glares at hawk "Don't worry, the alcohol will numb the pain... After it has finished stinging the cuts..."
Jonny started laughing. And search his pockets for his smokes but couldn't find one. He turned to Mac, 'Hey Mac, got a spare smoke?'
Mac reached into his pocket and took out a packet of smokes and passed them to Jonny. 'You know these things will kill you one day.'
Jonny laughed even harder.
Until Blood spoke up. 'I made the bet with Mac here, not with you.'
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i gots kills wrote:"Hey Mac, can I get something stronger than death's door? Not for me of course"
Jonny and Mac exchanged a look. Jonny started to smiled and stood up and got behind the bar and started grabbing bottles. 'No, Jonny no. You are not going to make it.'
'Come on Mac, the lady asked for it,' Jonny replied as he started mixing Whiskey, Absinthe, Vodka, Tequila, and Bourbon.
'She doesn't know what it is!'
'I thought the customer gets what the customer orders. Now where do you keep the lighter fluid?'
Mac sighed. 'It's over there, by the champagne.'
Jonny grabbed the lighter fluid and the champagne and poured them into the mix. The then grabbed some Cherry, some Port, and a hint of chocolate sauce and poured them all into a glass. He then took a spoon and mixed it all up and placed it in front of Blux. Smoke was flowing from the top. 'We call this drink Mod. Short for Mother of Death. If this isn't for you, you must really hate whoever you give it to.'
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As Captain downed the drink, Jonny grabbed Blux and pulled her down to the ground and Mac dove beneath the bar. 'HIT THE DECK!' Jonny shouted.
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Jonny blinked his eyes in surprised. Then stood up laughing. 'You got me good girl.' Mac stood up and slapped Jonny on the back of the head. 'What was that for?!'
'You almost gave me a heart attack!'
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:((Has Captain become the object of all our abuse?))
((I believe so, also just so everyone knows, drinking an MoD will cause your stomach to violently erupt. It is a horrific sight. Well the way I imagine it :P))
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain pulled off an implant from his neck and said laughing
"Morons, this implant is designed to induce vomiting, used for jokes, gags, or parties.
Mac slapped Captain on the back of the head, hard.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:The Captain pulled off an implant from his neck and said laughing
"Morons, this implant is designed to induce vomiting, used for jokes, gags, or parties. Mac slapped Captain on the back of the head, hard. "What did I do?"
Jonny chuckled, 'Mac is the one who has to clean up the vomit.' He finished his drink and ordered another one.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:"Well this has become my number 12 most painful night ever"
'Is that a challenge?' Jonny asked with a cheeky grin.
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:"Well this has become my number 12 most painful night ever" 'Is that a challenge?' Jonny asked with a cheeky grin. "Oh hell no! You don't know what I've been through Jonny." The Captain orders another drink "What the hell happened to that filthey amarr?" "He escaped through the back door! After him!"
'Oh god damn it! Mac, I'll take 5 drinks to go!' said Jonny.
Mac prepared the drinks and handed them to Jonny. They shared a look before Jonny bursted through the back door heading running after the Amarr.
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:"How long do you think it will take them to realise?" He asked Mac
Mac laughed and sent a message to Jonny's neocom. A few minutes later Jonny burst back in through the back. He had a bit of blood on his face.
'Don't ask,' Jonny said as he sat back down.
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:i gots kills wrote:Harkon Vysarii wrote:Outside the bar a single lone Caldari figure wanders past.
He suddenly stops and recoils as if stung by a bee, grasping at the side of his head.
Damnit all and blast it, he thought bitterly listening to the sounds of drunkards and mercenaries banter, if only idiocy didn't physically hurt me I would join them. Seeing the merc outside she waved him in "Come in, but I must warn you the drunks are mostly chasing this man" she said pointing to blood. "That and fights seem pretty common, and funny if you not getting you head slammed against a bar" she cut her eyes towards captain. The Captain's glass breaks from his grip The Captain orders a new drink
Mac made Captain a martini. 'On the house,' he said.
Jonny ordered another drink. 'So, who here knows any good drinking songs?'
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:i gots kills wrote:"I'm going to figure out where Raven is..." Blux said as she got up and left "I'm right he..." He saw she was gone "... Damn it." Raven turned towards Mac. "Got any idea why she said my name?" Raven asked hoping for a certain answer.
Mac just shrugged and said, 'You could always go after her.'
Jonny was passed out drunk now.
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Jonny stood up. It was probally time he left. The conversation wasn't going anywhere. Captain had been beaten to high hell and Raven died a couple times.
He reached into his pocket for his wallet. 'Hey Mac, I'm going to get going.' He counted out his tab and then a little extra. 'For my friends,' he said.
Mac raised his hand and refused the money, 'I'll let it slide this once, just promise you visit more often son.'
'I will pops,' Jonny said as he headed for the door.
Outside he stopped by the bouncer to light up a cigarette. The bouncer turned to him and said, 'You better come by and visit. Pops misses you a lot. Especially since mum died.'
'Your mum not mine,' Jonny replied after taking a puff on his smoke. 'But I know what you mean. I might swing by later after closing.'
'Sober?'
'Yeah... I think I might stop drinking for a few hours.'
'Good, your a useless shot when your drunk!' The bouncer said as he lightly pushed me.
Jonny chuckled and walked off. As he walked he flipped off his brother and shouted, 'See you later!'
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